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A Classic Ode to the Holiday, with All Best Wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving from the Turkeys at Newsmakers




As Donald Trump rolled out his Cabinet of Deplorables, Newsmakers lurched through the three weeks following Election Day, as if caught in a fevered nightmare that inexplicably played the bar scene from Star Wars on an uninterrupted loop.


As Newsmakers celebrates our eighth Thanksgiving in this space, however, we've decided to take one day off from shouting "The Emperor Has No Clothes!" and sounding the alarm about the authoritarian project of the president-elect, his rapacious oligarchs and venal henchmen.




Instead, to mark the holiday, we want to say sincere thanks to our loyal readers, viewers, listeners, and snarky, smart-ass critics alike, for supporting our journalism.


We launched this pirate ship in 2017 in hopes of contributing a little to the conversation about politics and public affairs in and around the small, if idyllic, news desert of Santa Barbara. That's still our mission today, and we remain honored and delighted by the continuing community encouragement and enthusiasm that has sustained and nurtured Newsmakers.


Rather than churn out yet one more online hot take about "How to Deal with Fox News-Addled Uncle Al at Thanksgiving Dinner," on our own, however, we're reaching back to the Before Times for words that more agreeably express the true spirit of the day,


They were penned by Jon Carroll, an old colleague who wrote a popular column for the San Francisco Chronicle for nearly 30 years, until retiring in 2015 (in 1976, he also gave a future Newsmaker his first-ever magazine assignment, a story for another day). Every Thanksgiving, for years, Carroll would re-publish the piece, written in the early days of the column, which so struck a chord with readers, that it became a Bay Area Thanksgiving institution.


With gratitude and best wishes, from the wizened turkeys at Newsmakers:


A song of thanks; a grat etude

By Jon Carroll


Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday. It is comfortably free of the strident religious and/or militaristic overtones that give the other holidays their soft emanations of uneasiness.


At Christmas, for instance, we are required to deal with the divinity of Christ — I know some of you folks have made up your minds about that one, but not me — and on the Fourth of July we must wrestle with the question of whether all those simulated aerial bombardments represent the most useful form of nationalism available.


At Thanksgiving, all we have to worry about is whether we can wholeheartedly support (A) roasted turkey, (B) friends and (C) gratitude. My opinions on these matters are unambiguous; I am in favor of them all. The Squanto-give-corn stuff has been blessedly eliminated from the iconography, so the thrill of Thanksgiving is undiminished by caveats, codicils or carps. That alone is something to be thankful for.


Thanksgiving provides a formal context in which to consider the instances of kindness that have enlightened our lives, the moments of grace that have gotten us through when all seemed lost. These are fine and sentimental subjects for contemplation.


Let us start this year by being grateful for life itself. Think of respiration, where you take in oxygen (fortunately available in the air) and exhale carbon dioxide. Plants feed on carbon dioxide and spit oxygen. Such a coincidence. Or: the eerie beauty of the hand. The rare and remarkable ability to walk upright. Your eyes! Your tongue! Blessings on the component parts. Thank you, evolution.


And I am grateful for the teachers, the men and women who took the time to fire a passion for the abstract, to give us each a visceral sense of the continuity of history and the adventure of the future. Our society seems determined to denigrate its teachers — at its peril, and at ours. This is their day as well.


Even closer. Companions. We all learned about good sex from somebody, and that person deserves a moment. Somebody taught us some hard lesson of life, told us something for our own good, and that willingness to risk conflict for friendship is worth a pause this day. And somebody sat with us through one long night, and listened to our crazy talk and turned it toward sanity; that person has earned this moment too.


And a moment for old friends now estranged, victims of the flux of alliances and changing perceptions. There was something there once, and that something is worth honoring as well.

Our parents, of course, and our children; our grandparents and our grandchildren. We are caught in the dance of life with them and, however tedious that dance can sometimes seem, it is the music of our lives. To deny it is to deny our heritage and our legacy.


And thanks, too, for all the past Thanksgivings, and for all the people we shared them with. Thanks for the time the turkey fell on the floor during the carving process; for the time Uncle Benny was persuaded to sing “Peg o’ My Heart”; for the time two strangers fell in love, and two lovers fell asleep, in front of the fire, even before the pumpkin pie.


And the final bead on the string is for this very Thanksgiving, this particular Thursday, and the people with whom we will be sharing it. Whoever they are and whatever the circumstances that have brought us together, we will today be celebrating with them the gift of life and the persistence of charity in a world that seems bent on ending one and denying the other.


Thanks. A lot.









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